In the old days, I named every bicycle I had. Not sure why, or when I stopped. But here is a partial list of some of the contraptions I built or rode or owned at one point:
The Open Wound
The Brat Mobile (adult tricycle with a weber grill on the back)
Seemed Like A Good Idea
The Lip Gloss
Currently, I've got 4 bikes. Somehow, they have all gone without names like bastard children. Damn, I've even owned one of them since spring 2000...and that bike has been all over the country with me...I sort of just refer to it as Freedom, as it is a rigid single speed that really doesn't require too much attention. I guess the bicycles used to speak more directly to my soul or something.
Well, dear reader if you can think of a bike that we/I had, chime in and let yo' voice be heard.
That being said, I just though of a name for my cruiser with the CETMA rack:
Slick Black Battle Axe